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🌟Karen - Business🌟
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Grammar jokes
Anyone have any really cheesy/corny/groan-aloud jokes to add to the one I found today!
Here it is:
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Have fun!
Jun 23, 2020 6:00 PM
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Saw this one today:
2014: Didn't jog
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn't jog
2018: Didn't jog
2019: Didn't jog
2020: Still haven't jogged
This is a running joke.
June 23, 2020
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Why should you never play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don't know, don't care
An opinion without 3,14 is an onion.
June 23, 2020
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Grammar is the difference between "Knowing your sh*t" and "Knowing you're sh*t".
June 23, 2020
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@Som@Miriam, that ks for making my day!
June 24, 2020
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It's the difference between "I cooked dinner for my family" and "I cooked my family for dinner".
June 24, 2020
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🌟Karen - Business🌟
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