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Funny definitions !


Study (verb) – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.


Tomorrow (noun) – The best time to do everything you had planned for today.


Shin (noun) – A device for finding furniture in the dark.


Internet (noun) – The reason you are failing college.


No offense (phrase) – A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.


Friend (noun) – One of the many strangers on Facebook.


Science Fair (noun) – A time for parents to show how talented they are.


Sarcasm (noun) – The brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.


Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


lol - Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.


secret (noun) - something you tell everybody to tell nobody.


Group project (noun) – Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.


Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.





Aug 22, 2012 11:18 AM
Comments · 2

hah, thank you for sharing!

October 30, 2012

:) Not IOL :)  

(Your comment was funny enough to actually laugh out loud.)


October 15, 2012
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Arabic, Arabic (Gulf), German
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