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Funny definitions !

                   

Study (<em>verb</em>) – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

 

Tomorrow (<em>noun</em>) – The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

 

Shin (<em>noun</em>) – A device for finding furniture in the dark.

 

Internet (<em>noun</em>) – The reason you are failing college.

 

No offense (<em>phrase</em>) – A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.

 

Friend (<em>noun</em>) – One of the many strangers on Facebook.

 

Science Fair (<em>noun</em>) – A time for parents to show how talented they are.

 

Sarcasm (<em>noun</em>) – The brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.

 

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

 

lol - Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.

 

secret <em>(noun)</em> - something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

 

Group project <em>(noun)</em> – Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.

 

Never mind <em>(phrase)</em> - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

 

 

 

 

Aug 22, 2012 11:18 AM
Comments · 2

hah, thank you for sharing!

October 30, 2012

:) Not IOL :)  

(Your comment was funny enough to actually laugh out loud.)

 :)

October 15, 2012