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Hessa
Funny definitions !

                   

Study (verb) – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

 

Tomorrow (noun) – The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

 

Shin (noun) – A device for finding furniture in the dark.

 

Internet (noun) – The reason you are failing college.

 

No offense (phrase) – A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.

 

Friend (noun) – One of the many strangers on Facebook.

 

Science Fair (noun) – A time for parents to show how talented they are.

 

Sarcasm (noun) – The brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.

 

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

 

lol - Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.

 

secret (noun) - something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

 

Group project (noun) – Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.

 

Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

 

 

 

 

Aug 22, 2012 11:18 AM
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hah, thank you for sharing!

October 30, 2012

:) Not IOL :)  

(Your comment was funny enough to actually laugh out loud.)

 :)

October 15, 2012
Hessa
Language Skills
Arabic, Arabic (Gulf), German
Learning Language
German