you're right! he said tube.. at least, that's what I'm hearing.
at 24 seconds - "new, snooze! yawn-apalooza baby" news rhymes with snooze, he means it's boring. "Yawn-apalooza" is a nonsense word.
at 56 seconds - "but I don't understand it! maybe he's gone to his Island!?"
hope that was what you were looking for!