Here's the first part:
Driver: Howard's dreads or Gary's bleached hair?
Man in hat: They were manky, them dreads.
Man in red shirt: No they weren't.
Man in front: They stunk. They really did.
Man in red shirt: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you one story, right? I stayed at his mansion, like Disneyland, in Cheshire. Honestly, it was like Disneyland. And because I was staying there and I had my dreadlocks, he put polythene on the bloody pillow!
Driver: Oh, my word!
Man in front: No, but I meant it!
Man in red shirt: I know you meant it!