Simple. If someone is foolish with a loud voice the only place where he can survive is America. Being an American young man means you don't have to worry about homework and peers' pressure, and the only thing you have to worry about is how to be popular and have more fun. Being an American means that you don't have to pay the bill where you screw things up, other poor guys from poor country will pay it. You know, being an American means that all the important base have been created by their diligent respectable forefathers. Their grandpas have build a garden and their job is nothing but maintain it. It is simple and, like what they say, fun. So how don' t want to be an American? Maybe one day we will be chosen by a vampire because we smelled different!