A man walks into a bar..... Ouch!

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.

man asked his friend : "Why do you take baths in milk?" a friend answered : "I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull!