A story of rapid bats

Hi, in this text, I try describing a French humorist sketch that you can see here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5bduq_la-chauve-souris-bigard_fun

Feel free to correct my poor English.

In this sketch, the French humorist Jean-Marie Bigard explains that he heard this morning at the radio that we have a one in ten million chance of being bitten by a rabid bat. He wanted (or <em>was curious )</em> to know how the researcher has determined this fact.

He says that it’s impossible unless that the guy knows personally a band of bats. He criticized the fact that the researcher makes everybody afraid though we have nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine chances not to be bitten and so not to die in a horrible pain. He says that in Paris, there aren’t a lot of bats. Moreover, he lives at the fifth floor without an elevator and he has a door code and an entry phone so he is not afraid of the bats.

But he admits just for fun  that a rabid bat is at the building's door. It finds the entry code but it has to imitate the voice of a Bigard’s friend. But if he opens the door because he is drunk, the tiny bat must push the door. But it can and climbs up the stairs and knocks on Bigard’s door. If he opens the door, the bat would be probably tired. So it rests on the sofa for a while so Bigard would have the time to take the gun and shoot it.

According to Bigard, the researcher is dangerous because he scares people with the very small chance we have. If a buddy comes at his home disguised in bat to make a prank, he could kill him. He concludes by saying that the researcher has to stop at this point because he is afraid of bats.

l'Egypte, ma peine

je suis egyptienne et j'adore mon pays.en 2011 on a fait une révolution parce que on voulait la liberté la dignité et la richesse du pays
on a pensé que on avait reussi quand Mubark a étè destitué. malheureusement on a étè très naif. on a maintenant les islamists (qui ne présente pas l'islam) ils sont exactement comme le régime de Mubark,on n'a rien de ce que on a demandé pendant la révolution.
nous somme trés tristes en egypt. notre coeurs sont trés lourds et on ne sais pas qu'est qu'on doit fait !! je suis sûr que le jour de liberté viendra mais le chemin est trés long.