The following rules are posted just for fun.
DO NOT take these rules seriously
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THE RULES MEN MUST FOLLOW
1 The female always makes the rules.
2 The female has the right to change the rules at any time.
3 No males can possibly know all the rules.
4 If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5 The female is never wrong.
6 If the female is wrong, it is because the male did or said something wrong.
7 If the preceding rule applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8 The female may change her mind at any time.
9 The male must never change his mind without the written consent of the female.
10 The female has every right to be disappointed, angry or upset at any time.
11 The male must remain calm at all times.
12 The male, whether right or wrong, must always agree that the woman is right.
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I have a feeling that all the female italki members will agree with these rules :)
Richard
Thank you for funny rules. I think men and women will never understand one another. I want to share with you all humor about the man and the woman:)
She just wanted to help
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, "Pig!"
The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, " stupid fool"
They continue on their way and as the man rounded the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
Sudeep...
The funny thing about these rules is that they may be a little true.
Thank you for your comments.
@Richard, I'm going to write it down on a paper and paste it on my wall :D These are some important rules a man should remember in order to achieve a good grammar skill in his life's lesson!
@Katarina, a male automatically gets calm when a female speaks. So no doubt, females are stronger than males :)
My Love and respect to all the females!
