This a dialogue from a sitcom:
Can't we just go home? If I gotta drag you to the doctor at 8 in the morning you can cool your jets while I get coffee.
I must look like an idiot.
Wish I could tell you different.
You're the reason we went to the eye doctor in the first place.
You said, "Throw me a piece of toast.
" I threw you a piece of toast.
Two cups of regular coffee, please.
- My treat.
- Oh, that makes up for everything.
Pigeons can feed out of my eye socket, but I get a free cup of coffee.
Just the coffee.
Keep the change.
I'm gonna need your help until I get this patch off.
This seems to be a conversation in a coffee shop following an early-morning trip to the doctor. One of the friends has a patch over his eye. It appears that the speaker has a damaged eye because the friend had thrown a piece of toast at him. I'm not too sure at about the pigeon reference - maybe it looks like raw meat? The kind of thing a pigeon would want to peck at? The coffee reference is sarcastic. The speaker doesn't think that the coffee the friend is buying for him 'makes up' for the injury he caused.