An alien. Hi everyone! If I told you that some alien taught me English, you would probably think I was nutty as a fruit cake:) But that's true! He has come from planet Melmack, he eats cats (at any rate he used to eat cats while he was on Melmack), he is breaking things and eats a good deal.He had lots of gold and platinum, because these metals were worthless on his planet , but he sold them all and bought a new Ferrari for one lovely girl. Best of all, he taught me much more English than anybody else. Does anybody know his name?