CHISTES MEXICANOS

CHISTE DE PEPITO: LA TAREA.

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Dialogue for Beginners 🎉📚 (Day # 27)

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This episode covers these ten words in fitness context: 
Strength, endurance, flexibility, cardio, reps, sets, circuit, recovery, warm-up.

FITNESS VOCABULARY

Episode 1

Listen and learn how to buy fruits and vegetables from the greengrocer. The episode focuses on the use of "ne" as a partitive particle.

Cliente: Buongiorno! Vorrei comprare della frutta e della verdura.

Venditore: Certo, signora! Che tipo di frutta e verdura sta cercando?

Cliente: Vorrei delle mele, delle banane e delle arance come frutta. Per quanto riguarda la verdura, mi servono delle carote e dei pomodori.

Venditore: Ottimo! Abbiamo delle mele rosse e verdi. Quante ne vorrebbe?

Cliente: Mi dia per favore quattro mele rosse e due mele verdi. 

Venditore: Certamente. E per le banane, preferisce quelle mature o ancora verdi?

Cliente: Preferisco le banane mature. Me ne dia quattro, per favore.

Venditore: Benissimo. E per le arance, le preferisce dolci o leggermente acide?

Cliente: Preferisco le arance dolci. Posso prenderne cinque?

Venditore: Assolutamente. Ora passiamo alla verdura. Quante carote desidera?

Cliente: Me ne servono due.

Venditore: Perfetto. E per i pomodori, li vuole maturi o ancora un po' acerbi?

Cliente: I pomodori maturi. Ne vorrei quattro.

Venditore: Devo aggiungere qualcos'altro?

Cliente: No, grazie. Penso che sia tutto.

Venditore: Va bene. Ecco a lei le sue mele, banane, arance, carote e pomodori. Il totale è di 12 euro.

Cliente:  Ecco a Lei. Grazie mille!

Venditore: Grazie a lei! Buona giornata!

Italiano Chiaro

Dal Fruttivendolo

Mi camarada Fer, originaria de Querétaro, me cuenta de su pasión musical. Ella es psicóloga, profe de español y músico.

Mucho que decir

Pasión musical Ft. Fer (Querétaro, MX)

Technology plays a crucial role in today's modern workplace, and dealing with outdated or malfunctioning equipment can be a significant challenge for HR professionals. Addressing these issues promptly is essential to maintain productivity, employee satisfaction, and overall organizational efficiency.

When faced with technology issues, it's important to first identify the root cause. This may involve troubleshooting hardware, software, or network problems. Once the issue is identified, take appropriate steps to resolve it. This might include updating software, replacing faulty hardware, or seeking assistance from IT professionals.

To prevent future technology issues, it's crucial to implement regular maintenance and updates. This includes scheduling routine maintenance checks, ensuring software is kept up-to-date, and providing employees with training on proper equipment usage. Additionally, consider investing in redundant systems and backup solutions to minimize downtime in case of failures.

Addressing technology issues effectively requires a collaborative approach between HR and IT departments. HR professionals can play a key role in communicating with employees about technology-related disruptions and providing support. They can also work with IT to ensure that employees have the necessary training and resources to use technology effectively.

By proactively addressing technology issues and implementing preventive measures, HR professionals can contribute to a more efficient and productive workplace.

The Global Professional Podcast

Technology Issues: Dealing with outdated or malfunctioning technology - Episode 120

Denunciando un robo en casa 🏠🔍

Oficial: Buenas tardes, señor/a. ¿Cómo puedo ayudarle?

Víctima: Buenas tardes, oficial. Alguien entró a mi casa y robó mis cosas.

Oficial: Lo siento mucho. ¿Cuándo ocurrió el robo?

Víctima: No estoy seguro/a. Salí esta mañana y cuando regresé, la puerta estaba abierta.

Oficial: ¿Nota si falta algo dentro de la casa?

Víctima: Sí, se llevaron mi televisor, mi computadora y algo de dinero en efectivo.

Oficial: ¿Vio a alguien sospechoso cerca de su casa antes de salir?

Víctima: No, pero mi vecino dijo que vio a un hombre merodeando por la zona.

Oficial: ¿Tiene cámaras de seguridad en su casa o en la zona?

Víctima: No en mi casa, pero creo que el edificio de enfrente tiene cámaras.

Oficial: Muy bien, tomaremos su declaración y revisaremos las cámaras de seguridad.

Víctima: ¿Cree que podrán recuperar mis cosas?

Oficial: Haremos todo lo posible. Necesito que haga una lista detallada de los objetos robados.

Víctima: De acuerdo, la haré ahora mismo.

Oficial: También enviaremos una patrulla a la zona para investigar.

Víctima: Gracias, oficial. Espero que puedan encontrar a los responsables.

Learn Spanish Conversation

Learn Spanish conversation part 37

Boost Your Language Skills with 5 Verbs a Day. 每天学习五个动词 

Ready to add more depth to your vocabulary? Episode 38 is here with dynamic verbs that cover everything from lending a hand to facing challenges. Today’s verbs are all about action and interaction—perfect for real-life conversations!

🔹 Help – 帮助 (Bāngzhù) 🤝
🔹 Hide – 藏 (Cáng) 🕵️
🔹 Hire – 雇用 (Gùyòng) 💼
🔹 Hit – 打 (Dǎ) 🥊
🔹 Hobble – 蹒跚 (Pánshān) 🐢

For more practice, hop on to our resources : 
📘 C(38) Vocabulary Flash Cards: Visualize and Memorize – Get quick, visual reminders to make these verbs stick!
🎯 C(38) Verbs Quiz: Test Your Knowledge – See how well you’ve mastered these verbs and put them to use!

Listen to Episode 38 now, and let’s level up your language toolkit!

5 Verbs a Day. 每天学习五个动词。

C(38) Verbs Set : Help Hide Hire Hit Hobble

Now that banking is done more and more online, cash is disappearing. Not that I ever had much!
Also, an explanation of the difference between rob and steal.