CHISTES MEXICANOS

PÉREZ.

😍¿Qué pasó este 15 y 16 de Septiembre  del 2022 en México? 💕 ¡Hoy hablamos de eso en este podcast🎙️ donde también aprendes español mexicano! 😎
Si bien es verdad que estos dos días festivos son famosos por sus grandes fiestas y festivales,😎 también lo son por el patriotismo que generan en los mexicanos. 🥰 
Estos días somos uno cantando el himno nacional, ondeando la bandera y cantando "México lindo y querido" ,😍 no hay mexicano más mexicano que el que nace de nosotros en Septiembre y hoy te compartiremos cómo vivimos nosotros estas dos fechas. 💖
🙌Esperamos que a través de nuestras palabras puedas disfrutar también este día.🙌 

¡Gracias por tu "Me gusta"👍 "Comentarios" 🔤y "Suscribir"✅ !

😍🥰¡Saludos desde México! ¡Gracias por visitarnos!😍🥰

Aprende México 

Episodio #6 -  15 y 16 de septiembre - Cultura 

Aprenda a descrever a sua aventura de campismo

Portuguese Audios for Intermediate Advance B2 -Áudios em Português para Intermédios Avançados B2

O Acampamento

在中国，春节大概是年轻人觉得最有压力的节日，因为往往会被问起关于婚姻的情况，一起来听听这个故事吧！

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3.春节催婚

"Viajante do futuro" do TikTok diz que hoje é o dia em que aliens vão invadir a Terra

Aprenda Português Com Notícias Insólitas e Malucas -Learn Portuguese With Crazy Isoteric News 

Aliens vão invadir a Terra

果物の名前や話し合い　(有名な生産地など)   りんご　青森　　冬  みかん　愛媛、和歌山、静岡　冬  さくらんぼ　山形　　春  メロン　北海道　　   すいか　夏の果物  ぶどう　　種類　巨峰、巨峰サワー  かき　柿　秋  いちじく  ざくろ  びわ　枇杷　夏前  もも　桃  バナナ  ゆず　海外で人気らしい  マンゴー



[単語など]

しゅるい　種類

せいさんち　生産地

あおもり　青森

おうさま　王様

~にかぎる　~に限る

きょほう　巨峰

マスカット

カラス

ごきんじょさん　ご近所さん

やわらかい　柔らかい

~がじゅくする　~が熟する

いっぱんてき　一般的

ゆにゅうひん　輸入品

かおりがいい　香りが良い

かじゅう　果汁

かいがい　海外

ゆしゅつする　輸出する



SAMURAI BROADCAST　侍放送  継続は力ニャり

Vol.108 ルカさんと果物について

In todays episode I would like to discuss the importance of avoiding gossip, and why you shouldn't spread any sent to you. 

Let's have a chat (Discussions In English) 

Episode 4 : 5 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Gossip! 

当我还只有六岁的时候，在一本描写原始森林的名叫《真实的故事》的书中，看到了一副精彩的插画，
Once when I was six years old I saw a magnificent picture in a book, called True Stories from Nature, about the primeval forest.
画的是一条蟒蛇正在吞食一只大野兽。
It was a picture of a boaconstrictor in the act of swallowing an animal.
页头上就是那副画的摹本。
Here is a copy of the drawing.
这本书中写道：“这些蟒蛇把它们的猎物不加咀嚼地囫囵吞下。”
In the book it said: “Boa constrictors swallow their prey whole, without chewing it.

然后就不能再动弹了；它们就在长长的六个月的睡眠中消化这些食物。
After that they are not able to move, and they sleep through the six months that they need for digestion.

当时，我对丛林中的奇遇想得很多。
I pondered deeply, then, over the adventures of the jungle.
于是，我也用彩色铅笔画出了我的第一副图画。
And after some work with a colored pencil I succeeded in making my first drawing.
我的第一号作品。
My Drawing Number One.



它是这样的：我把我的这副杰作拿给大人看，我问他们我的画是不是叫他们害怕。
It looked like this:I showed my masterpiece to the grown-ups, and asked them whether the drawing frightened them.

他们回答我说：“一顶帽子有什么可怕的？”
But they answered: “Frighten? Why should any one be frightened by a hat?”
我画的不是帽子，
My drawing was not a picture of a hat.

是一条巨蟒在消化着一头大象。
It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant.
但由于大人们无法理解它,我做了另一个图:
But since the grown-ups were not able to understand it,I made another drawing:
于是我又把巨蟒肚子里的情况画了出来，以便让大人们能够看懂。
I drew the inside of the boa constrictor, so that the grown-ups could see it clearly.
这些大人总是需要解释。
They always need to have things explained.  
My Drawing Number Two looked like this:
大人们劝我把这些画着开着肚皮的，或者闭上肚皮的蟒蛇的图画放在一边，
The grown-ups’ response, this time, was to advise me to lay aside my drawings of boa constrictors,
还是把兴趣放在地理、历史、算术和语法上。
whether from the inside or the outside, and devote myself instead to geography, history, arithmetic and grammar.

就这样，在六岁的那年，我就放弃了当画家这一美好的职业。
That is why, at the age of six, I gave up what might have been a magnificent career as a painter.

小王子-The Little Prince-Read in Chinese

小王子第一章-当个画家

oin us as we dive into popular British words and phrases! 🇬🇧
Cris and Teacher Joseph discuss commonly used UK slang, idioms, and expressions that might confuse non-Brits. Whether you're visiting the UK or just love British culture, you'll pick up some fantastic phrases here!
In this video, we cover:
Popular slang words (e.g."knackered")
Common phrases Brits use daily
Funny language differences between British and American English

Enjoy and leave a comment with your favourite British phrase!


