What are your favorite bilingual jokes?
A Frenchman and an Englishman arrive at a party.Englishman: Woo! Time to party! Frenchman: Non, nous venons tout juste d'arriver !

An Englishman is disappointed that he is only given one egg for breakfast by his French host."This isn't enough!", he protests."Yes, eet eez un oeuf, monsieur," says the Frenchman.

This one is clever ^^ <div>A French cat and an English cat had a boat race. The English one was named "One Two Three Cat", and the French cat was named "Un Deux Trois Cat". Which cat won the race?</div><div> </div><div>The English one, of course, because Un Deux Trois Cat… sank.</div>

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