Is there anybody who could help me to translate some maybe absurd phrases into Portuguese language? I mean portuguese of Portugal not Brazil. I just want to surprise my friend who speak portuguese and make him smile , so it's just some easy silly sentences :) but google translate doesnt do it correct, I would like to memorize them without mistakes. so if somebody have a little time to help me I aprecciate it. Please write me a private message :) Best wishes Elisa