(Writing Practice )What Are You Here For? Once I was waiting my friend at a barbershop when an old man walked into. He carefully took off his overcoat and hung it up. Next he removed his jacket and neatly put that on a hanger. Then he started to loosen his tie and unbutton the top two buttons of his shirt. Finally he sat down. The barber came to him and asked, "Sir, are you here for a haircut?" "Of course," the man replied very self-confidently. "Well, then," said the barber, "you'll need to take off your hat."