Kipper Expressions !!!
What does it mean ( to be done up like a kipper ) ? and ( be stitched up like a kipper ) ?..............Also , Is it OK for western people to have kippers on their breakfast meals ? Ain`t it disgusting ? Thanks for your help !!!!!!!

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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

He's done him like a kipper there!

The lad rose like a kipper. Haha!

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The only type of kip i know are kipping pullups :P

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A kipper is a  herring or salmon that has been split, salted, and smoked. This used to be part of a traditional English breakfast along with eggs, bacon, sausages and toast. What you have for breakfast may seem strange to others, it comes down to personal preferences.

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"Done up like a kipper"  means caught in the act, caught red-handed doing something wrong or  put in a position of no hope.

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'to stitch someone up' means 'to betray a person by fabricating evidence against them; to manipulate a situation to one's advantage.' This would give the 'stitch' in 'stitched up like a kipper' the double meaning of both being confined by being sewn in and at the same time having been tricked."