CHINESE CALL-CENTER
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to Me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the Hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree...
Caller: Oh ........God! !!!
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Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee.
She tasted what was the worst cup of coffee in her life, but because it had been made with love, she did not let on.
When she finally finished her coffee she noticed that there were three of those little green army men in the cup.
She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV - 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Cow! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to continue for the next 10 minutes.
Ils trouvent ces cours formidables et en parlent à leurs amis et voisins.
Si bien qu'un jour, le voisin interpelle le vieux monsieur en train de tondre sa pelouse et lui demande :
- "Dites-moi, quel est le nom de votre moniteur pour ces exercices sur la mémoire?"
Le vieux répond :
- "Eh bien, c'était...Hmmm...laissez moi une minute... Quel est le nom de cette fleur, vous savez, celle qui sent si bon mais a des épines sur ses tiges...? "
Le voisin :
- "Une rose?"
Le vieux :
- "Oui c'est ça..."(criant en direction de la maison) "Hé, Rose, ma chérie, quel est le nom de notre moniteur pour les cours sur la mémoire ?"
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