Funny titles of Japanese Internet forum コンビニで猫缶買ったら箸ついてきた

I was passed chopsticks in convinience store when I bought a tin of cat food.

ルンバ買ったから掃除の邪魔にならないように部屋掃除した

I cleaned my house because l should not hinder of a bought cleaning robot.

※買ってきたクリーンロボットのくだり、後半をどう繋げるか悩みました。

Japanese pop star "KANJYANI8 " Do you know KANJYANI8 in Japanese pop star?They was 8people when they made a debut.But they are working 7 people now.Their’s members name are Shingo Murakami,Ryuhei Maruyama, You Yokoyama,Ryo Nishikido,Shota Yasuda,Tadayoshi Okura,Subaru Shibutani.KANJYANI8 have born from Osaka city since 2002.They worked only Osaka when they made a debut. They were not popular in Japan. But they are very popular now! They are musicians,and comedians,actor.If you will come to Japan,You should watch their’s TV programs.There are very very funny!