Need a help ! "Do you have any hand outs for this presentation" I can't figure out what does it mean .

Hi there Long time no see ,how have you guys been? It is strange enough that I haven't been here for that long time ,just as we can see , how excellent web it is . We can develop a wanderful friendship with all kinds of the people all over the world. What 's more ,we can build our personality by communicating with different person and dealing with different situations .Among other things ,the most impressing thing is we can improve our oral english level. To be honest , I don't think i have made any progress with my english . You can just see the sentences that I wrote down here are like written by a person who is new learner of english . Oh my godness! How can I make some progress?

The Boys I really feel pretty good to talk with a boy who I think he is different from the boys I know . You all know the boys nowadays are always be good at talking and they think they can go along well with girls . What's more , I was always told how they know about the girls and it is scaried me . To be honest , being a girl for this long time , I am afriad I can't tell you what exactly the girls be like . So when I hear about some boys talking about this topic , I would be frightened. What would you think about this ?

Stupid Person Long time not been here , I am so sorry not greeting all of you ,my dear friends . To tell the truth , I feel guilt not writing anything here . I should write a composition every day , but I breaked my promise. The truth is that I am lazy . Maybe I should be true to myself and fulfill everything that I promised .You know sometimes, however , my mind would always be playing tricks on me , hehe , you can see what happened . Perhaps you didn't get what I said here , I don't wanne talk more about it , maybe I just get crazy and be stupied now . Yep, I just write down what in my mind .

Happy Ending I had a excellent day today! My trip to Zun Yi was pretty good .

What does this sentence mean? I've just got to be really prepared.

Can you help me with that? I really need your help! There is a situation , and i need to make a dialogue depend on it and the situation is :Nancy is calling Manager David back on behalf of her boss to make an appointment , but David is not in his office now ,what should Nancy say ? (your dialogue can begin from Nancy : hello , may i speak to Mr.Smith , the manager of the sales department?)

How do you think American drama ? Recently , I've watched some American dramas like The Vampire Diary , The Secret Circle and etc . I find it such a good thing to watch them . They are so worth watching and the contents of them are kind of fun and more interesting than many drama made by China , though I am a Chinese . That 's all I hold in mind , how about you , how do you think of it ?

Time is so important Time is everything ?