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As their name says, actors and actresses <em>act.</em> They have a superb talent for assuming a personality that is not their own. But what they are on screen is not their true self offscreen. There are <em>characters</em> in movies that I might like to have a romantic date with, but unless I can somehow get inside the movie, like Alice going "through the looking-glass," I can't do it. The illusion actors and actresses create on the screen is an illusion. Actors and actresses are not the same as the characters they play. I would actually prefer <em>not</em> to meet them and and not to be disillusioned.

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