I found myself in quandary just now.

I've just been to a website where I had to select my language of choice.

These were the only two options on offer:

English

or

British English

Hmm... interesting logic going on here. 

What choices would I be offered next? Would I find a drop-down menu asking me to decide between classifying myself as either 'Human' or 'Female'? 

Has anyone else ever been in such a dilemma?