Study (<em>verb</em>) – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Tomorrow (<em>noun</em>) – The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
Shin (<em>noun</em>) – A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Internet (<em>noun</em>) – The reason you are failing college.
No offense (<em>phrase</em>) – A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.
Friend (<em>noun</em>) – One of the many strangers on Facebook.
Science Fair (<em>noun</em>) – A time for parents to show how talented they are.
Sarcasm (<em>noun</em>) – The brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
lol - Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.
secret <em>(noun)</em> - something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
Group project <em>(noun)</em> – Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.
Never mind <em>(phrase)</em> - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.
hah, thank you for sharing!
:) Not IOL :)
(Your comment was funny enough to actually laugh out loud.)
:)
