I think you should adopt the name "Heisenberg."

Guys, Guys, How about "Mr.Heisenberg"?

My nickname throughout school was my last name, plus chinese take away: chop suey, system of a down even named a song after me...although the song really doesn't make much sense to me. 

In english:Jake

Spanish: Isaias

Japanese:ジェイくん

Mr.Aegis, How could you find out such that personality in me?? :)