"Co za ACABy z tych kapów." - I think "kapy" is just "police":) You know "cop/cops". I think so.

It looks like a mix of Polish and English. Dostałem tiket na 50 funów (it should be "funtów" here I believe)-> The correct version would be: Dostałem mandat na 50 funtów. It can be translated to: I've got a £50 ticket. "Funt" (in English the pound sterling) is the British currency