" Procrastination is the thief of time " =)

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." "Never a lender nor a borrower be." "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" "Stupid is as Bush does".... no wait..." Stupid is as stupid does." "Why put off to tomorrow what you can do today?" "Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me." "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." "You can't have your cake and eat it too." "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it'll eat for a week."

He who laughs last laughs hardest :P

Work is the curse of the drinking class. If at first you don't succeed, go to the bar and get stoned.